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Airbnb oxymorons, or funny listings

Discussion in 'Stories' started by Sandy, Jun 11, 2015.

  1. Sandy

    Sandy Active Member

    i was looking around on airbnb, and I came across this listing, saying 'nice clean room'. Then I saw the photos and cracked up laughing. No wonder the poor bloke hasn't had a booking yet. I thought we could start a thread called Airbnb oxymorons.

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  2. Matt S

    Matt S Active Member

    LMAO. Built in what? Mess?
    Nice clean room with Built ins
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  3. Carolyn

    Carolyn Member

    Oh, that is crazy! The poor guy probably never will get a booking.
    I'll see if I can find more oxymorons, Sandy!
  4. Sandy

    Sandy Active Member

    Haha. I felt it was a bit cruel at first posting it, but it is so funny. Just imagine if he can't be bothered pulling the junk off the bed for the photos what it would be like in person! Eeek! He's probably very nice, just a bit clueless.
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  5. Matt S

    Matt S Active Member

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  6. Matt S

    Matt S Active Member

    I love the realness of this listing: https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/815017

    easy going household filled with people and animals.
    2.Dogs, cats, rabbits, mosquitos, some flies buzzing around, a few bees, plants
    3.A deck with a beautiful view.
    4. A home that is neither too clean, nor too dirty. It is my home and sometimes it is really together and sometimes it isn't but I try.
    5.Some of us smoke weed, some drink wine...we are okay with guests doing the same within reason.
    6.A comfortable bed in the best room in the house..
    7. An environmentalist and I live the lifestyle; I recycle, conserve water, electricity and all utilities and expect my guests to do the same when here.

    What I am not:
    1. A hotel
    2. A hermetically sealed house
    3. A place to just hang out, it is too small.
    4. Conservative​
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  7. Sandy

    Sandy Active Member

    Love it! I might take some tips from this"
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  8. KonaCoconutz

    KonaCoconutz Active Member


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